Fergie Performs The U.S. National Anthem On NBA All-Star Game In Worst Way Possible

Was there collusion, or was this unilaterally sprung upon an unsuspecting America by an outside enemy bent on sewing discord and chaos?

We're speaking of course, of the scandal of Fergie's Sunday night performance of the national anthem, which caused the entire All Star Game-watching public to immediately form a social-media grand jury, intent on wondering: What the NBA and TNT know, and when did they know it?